Completely Irrelevant Rambling

I thought I wanted to do Videos once. After watching Kingsley and a few others on Youtube (Kingsley being my favorite) I wanted to try video blogging. However, that never worked. For one, my webcam sucks, I talk too fast, and I’m too lazy to use my actual camera.  I figure hey, If I’m going to ramble, maybe it would be better for people to hear it instead of having to read it. Let’s face it, folks today aren’t much interested in reading…

I didn’t know I had an accent. Honestly. I felt like the asian girl from the movie step up. Everywhere I turn people are like “I love your accent” and I literally watch them and go “What accent?”

Internet drama? I’ve been staying out of it. I don’t even comment. I find it’s so much more hilarious to just watch and get a good laugh. More often than not I find myself looking like this…

I never knew 8th continent Soy milk existed until I came to Georgia. I only knew about Silk and Lactaid.   This milk? Gross…unless you add sugar. Everything is better with Sugar.

I dreamed I was a Victoria Secrets Model and Dammit I was flawless!

That’s it..

Social Network Junky

Up until recently I had an addiction of sorts to the Social Networking World, but now I find that I’ve grown tired of them. The people, the concept, everything just seems to played out. Facebook has taken a nosedive into the pits of hell what with the ads everywhere, the constant game/app requests, the “Liking” phase, Ugh. It’s terrible. I remember when Facebook was the “It” of all Networks. But then it kept updating, 12 year olds have attacked it, fake pages, the porn, it’s awful now. I don’t even bother to add folks anymore. I’m sure I don’t know 1000 people. Now, I use facebook to only keep in contact with close friends and relatives. I don’t need to make new friends nor am I interested. If I don’t know you, chances are that request is going to stay there (just because I don’t want you to send it AGAIN).  Apparently I need to like a picture to confirm my gender, if I love my mother, if I think a couple is cute, if I think this chick is bad, if I believe in Jesus (or the devil apparently if I keep scrolling)…Jeesh, I had no idea a “like” determined so much about life. Where have I been all this time?

Twitter. Twitter was okay for a bit, but I kept getting in trouble for stupid things. Honestly. You can’t write a general statement without some bimbo assuming it’s for them. Are you honestly that guilty? More importantly, why does the opinion of someone you’ve never met even matter to you? Life must be terribly droll for you. There was a time when you could write whatever you wanted on twitter, but now it’s like you have to carefully step around land mines else you’ll end up in pointless twitter drama. And that’s all that really happens on Twitter now. Pointless drama. I think when you hit a certain age, All internet Drama..All drama period should come to an abrupt halt. It’s time to grow up. If it doesn’t concern you, stay out of it. If you don’t agree, agree to disagree and move on. If you have nothing nice to say, shut up. Life would be so much easier. But instead we’ve got folks who LOOK for trouble, put their nose in everyone’s business, then decide they want to take it to the streets cuz they are “bad bitches” and “real dudes.” They portray themselves as something they are not and are constantly looking for approval in some form or fashion. Really, what are you doing with your life?

Instagram. I never took instagram seriously. I thought it was just to put up pictures. I mostly uploaded food like “Hey, I’m eating a bagel.” Probably not what it’s for, but hey I’m no celebrity, there is nothing picture worthy going on in my life except maybe I managed to burn water. However, I see more “Tweegrams, Textgrams, Notes, etc” on Instagram than actual pictures. And not little ones either. I’m talking about ‘You might as well had written this on facebook” length notes. Seriously, if you wanted to write a novel you could have done it somewhere else and it’s the stupidest notes too. Notes about how they only “fuck” with a group of people, or how to keep others out of your relationship, or pictures of long conversations with their friend. Meanwhile I’m still trying to upload the Fruity pebbles I ate this morning.

I’m bored of it all now.  Once you’ve joined one, you’ve pretty much joined them all.

P.S

My fruity pebbles never uploaded *sadness*